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和尚戏说女人屄 [全篇]



 一个云游的和尚,遇见两个孩子打架。一个骂另一个:“你妈屄。”另一个也不示弱地回骂:“你妈屄。”和尚听了半天不懂,就上前问:“你们俩总说的屄是什么东西?”孩子大笑,说:“屄是女人身上的东西。”和尚非常懊恼,心中暗想:“真没想到,我活了六十多岁,看遍了天下所有书,自以为什么都懂了,可却不知道女人身上还有个屄呀。”从此他想方设法地想看看女人的屄到底是什么样的。

一天半夜,忽然听到有人敲门。和尚起身把门打开,只见一个女子站在外面。女子说:“师傅,我是路过此地,因为忙着赶路走到这里。这前不巴村,后不着店的,想借宿一夜,不知可否?”和尚见机会来了,哪能轻易放过,说:“借宿可以的,但我有一个要求,不知女施主可否?”女子说:“只要借宿,但说无防。”和尚说:“我活了六十多了,从来没有看过女人的屄,假如女施主开恩,让我了却心愿,但住无防。”女子想:“不让看肯定要住外面了。不如让他看了,也好早早休息。”于是说:“看是可以的,但是要离我十五步远。”和尚答应了。 俩人进了庙里,那女子把裤子褪到膝盖下面,然后坐在桌子上。那和尚点着油灯,远远地站着仔细地看,看着看着,不禁诗意大发,吟:“远看一片小树林儿。”女子知道他看不清楚,说:“你走近看吧。”和尚走过来,眼睛几乎都贴到上面了,这回看清楚了,又吟:“近看两扇门儿。”女子忍不住笑了,想:“这屄玩意还富有诗意呀?”没有想到她这么一笑,一使劲儿竟然放了一个闷屁,同时挤出一点尿,正好尿在和尚的光头上。和尚惊喜地再吟道:“下着毛毛雨儿,还打个小闷雷儿。”
本帖最后由 火红的青春 于 2009-11-11 17:46 编辑

又整了一个,看着要好,大家顶一下,谢了!

词牌:水调歌头
名称:人妻色狼
仿词:苏轼《中秋》

艳遇几时有
把酒问青天
不知别人老婆
咋都像貂蝉
我要强奸一个
管她少妇熟女
高低解解馋
酒后弄娇娘
何似在人间

掩朱阁
低脚步
到床前
不要害怕
大奶姐姐听我言
月有阴晴圆缺
人有正经淫贱
此事苦后甜
但愿你别喊
保你乐翻天

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